Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee Dead Reindeer

Isn’t killing and eating things fun! It makes any Christmas a treat!
At least that seems to be the idea of a group of people who are going to celebrate the thing they hate - Christmas - by eating reindeer. The idea of taking life as a joke is so very abhorrent that the author of this post is at a loss of polite words. The only (non)saving grace is that these people aren’t contributing to the disgusting end of the world proportioned poultry massacre that takes place every year.*

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22 million turkeys are killed each year in licensed plants with an estimated 10 million being killed at Christmas (based on consumption figures, DEFRA, 23/10/2001).

From the Daily Telegraph

About 90 regulars are set to tuck into Father Chrstmas’s four-legged friends as members of the Humbug Club at The Victory in Walton, near Clacton, Essex.

Russell Bettany, 44, the landlord, said: “Among the over-50s there is such an anti-Christmas feeling and I just thought starting the Humbug Club was a good idea.

“But we do it for charity and it’s very light-hearted.”

Mr Bettany said putting reindeer on the pub’s Christmas menu had gone down well with Humbugs and other customers - 200 people had reserved places at the pub between December 1 and 20.

Reindeer

“First and foremost, for our Christmas menu, we wanted to get away from the traditional and do something with a slight angle or hook to it,” he said.

“So I thought, ‘I know, let’s eat Santa’s little helpers.’

“The Humbug Club members are coming to make sure they can eat the reindeer, which they feel will go some way to spoiling everybody else’s Christmas.”

1 comment:

  1. Yamaha Lover, Friday, July 9th, 2010, 1:16 am

    How does donating money to a foster home help them?

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